Personality Prototype
By Candice on Jan 31, 2012 in Bacteria, Ridonkulous, Television | 1 Comment
(12:33:55 AM) Candice: how are these people without jobs or families ALSO now revealed to own lakehouses (12:34:27 AM) Candice: while most of the vampires, who could have made wise investments long ago, are squatting wherever (12:35:19 AM) Candice: where are their parents!? wait n/m nearly all of the adults in this series have been [...]
By Candice on Nov 22, 2011 in Getting Things Right For Once, Houseplants, Nostalgia, Quotes | 5 Comments
Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether. Why don’t you do us all a favour and disappear altogether? Some experts believe the ice cap could disappear altogether by the end of the 21st Century. Bluish or grayish Mongolian spots on the back or buttocks usually [...]
By Candice on Sep 1, 2011 in Excuses | 1 Comment
Here’s my left ear 11 years ago:
By Candice on Aug 24, 2011 in Language, Latin, Poetry, Writing | 2 Comments
Was going through a box of old papers from my school days. Here is Catullus 101 as (very) loosely translated by one Candice Green in 2000. Multās per gentēs et multa per aequora vectus Carried through many traffic jams and many red lights, adveniō hās miserās, frāter, ad īnferiās, I have come to this department [...]
By Candice on Aug 3, 2011 in Interwebs | 2 Comments
Was working on updating my portfolio a bit, but my friend put this together for me instead, and now I need not bother. Clearly.
By Candice on Aug 2, 2011 in This is unacceptable... | 0 Comments
Dear gomers who design ATMs. This is what I see when I look at your creations. “Insert check”??? I don’t see anywhere to insert a “check”! I get actual cheques maybe once or twice a year, so I always forget where the damned slot is. (Hell, ’cause there’s usually a new model ATM installed by [...]
By Candice on Jul 12, 2011 in Advice | 1 Comment
(Or at least deal with) It Yourself
By Candice on Jun 22, 2011 in beverages | 0 Comments
I don’t think I can drink Dr Pepper anymore. Not since realizing that it tastes like baby powder smells. I wasn’t sure if it always tasted this way and I never noticed before, or if they changed something at some point. But I did some research and determined that I ruined it for myself by [...]
By Candice on Jun 21, 2011 in Laundry | 2 Comments
For about 45 minutes just now I sat here reading RSS feeds but mostly fiddling behind my back with a strap on my camisole that was twisted through its loop. This sort of thing is why I don’t remember a lot of what I read, I guess. I could have easily fixed the problem taking [...]