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Lyrics, sorryMy baby's got the lonesome lows, don't quite go away overnightDoctor Blind, just prescribe the blue ones # If the dizzying highs don't subside overnightDoctor Blind, just prescribe the red ones # I'm not even motivated enough to cut and paste them at you properly. Ahhhhhhhh, ennui…. # Some jerk peeled this Stikman off [...]

Fnord RT @mkcultra: RT @mkberry77: RT @mkcultra: Fnord RT @mkberry77: RT @mkcultra: Fnord RT @mkberry77: RT @mkcultra: Fnord [...] # They have. & not just in TO. RT @raymitheminx: Why do all TO guy comedians dress like they slept on their friend's couch for 3 days on end? # I was high the last few [...]

From the Principia Discordia, the least retarded bible I am aware of. A Sermon on Ethics and Love One day Malaclypse the Younger, the Benevolent Polyfather, asked the messenger spirit Saint Gulik to approach the Goddess and request Her presence for some desperate advice. Shortly afterwards the radio came on by itself, and an etheral [...]

Getting annoyed with books that switch POV every chapter. # Last.fm for Xbox needs visualization options. I'm tired of looking at average looking guys in tshirts turning a knob and staring at laptops. # I have nothing to say about this… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3zLR2WhV4o # 3 of 5 stars to Frostbite (Vampire Academy, #2 by Richelle Mead [...]

Stories about complex disputes between multiple parties written so as to make one side appear 100% blameless make me a bit suspicious. You? # The actors on True Blood are really good at playing real people who are bad actors. # Well. That's pretty metal, I guess! – "Screen printing in blood" http://bit.ly/9j81dT # My [...]

Buy me this: http://www.uistencils.com/products/website-stencil-kit # The "only be able" bit is a FUN story for later: RT @fraqturedsound: @Cyanotic will only be able to appear at the Cleveland & Chicago shows. # I'll tell all you @Cyanotic fans one thing though. Car troubles ain't got shit to do with shit right now. Would I lie [...]

(Recently) You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are: a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of. , b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring? , c) Why? , d) That’ll never work. and e) [...]

Heaven or Hell? — Mu. http://formspring.me/lintilla/q/825762361 # 2nding motion: who f'd what up? Speak your mind. Internet wants info, not BS vague public jabs. RT @unter_null: @cyanotic you fucked up man # .@unter_null PS, you need to work on your communication. Been seeing Tweets from venues/promoters who are clearly being passively misled. # Sorry. My [...]

.@cyanotic Oh, I'm having a jolly ol' time playing phone tag with the Chicago Department of Business Affairs. And chomping Klonopins. # I'm no gossip, but I have a hard time holding my tongue when BS goes down, because BS deserves exposure. *Shakes fist at [redacted]!* # Finally picked up my new glasses. I can [...]

Because I’m too broke for shoppings, and I have nothing to wear. So, unless you want me to go around naked? You’d like that, wouldn’t you, Internet. But it’s just not realistic. And if I don’t lose the seven pounds I gained, I will never fit into most of the clothes in my closet again. [...]

Hello there, web form asking me for my personal information! I can understand why my address is “required information”, even though not everybody has an address. It may indeed be difficult to ship something to someone without an address. However, “home phone” is also required by you. I do not have a home phone. I [...]

And I don’t work for free. (Although, to illustrate my point I will be breaking this rule a teensy bit and giving away some free and undeserved attention.) Down with this kind of thing: MTV wants me to advertise MTV and ZYNC. They want me to spam my Twitter followers and Facebook friends. They want [...]

Number of posts per day: a fuckload Portion of the fuckload I give a shit about: a few Portion of the few that I’ve already seen on smaller blogs: most of them Portion of the few that are original content or links I that haven’t already seen in the last week and that will therefore [...]

Which should I feel more guilty about? Wasting food or wasting money? At the local grocery store one gallon of milk costs less than whatever the next wacko American size down is. Half gallon? Quart? Who cares. Point is: a lot of milk = $1.46, way less milk = $1.54 (I might be off by [...]

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