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Lost Recap: S06E06 “Sundown” »

Blah blah blah. I don’t like Sayid. Blah blah blah. More Sayid. Yeah, I got it. He’s got demons and shit. Why doesn’t anybody else find this character as annoying as I do?
Everybody’s acting all weird. Still hot, though.
Piss Sayid:

Piss Christ:

I’m never going to get this ominous melody out of my head, am I?
And surprise! [...]

Lost Recap: S06E05 “Lighthouse” »

“Dude, what are you doing here?”

Logitech QuickCam Pro 4000 driver install for Windows 7 »

This won’t be of interest to very many of you (or: any of you), but I wanted to put this info on the web for others who will eventually be looking for it via Google, so ignore it if it doesn’t apply, and get lost!
Logitech has not provided, and I assume, will not be providing [...]

Lost Recap: S06E04 “The Substitute” »

OMFG, they practically almost nearly explained something!

Lost Recap: S06E03 “What Kate Does” »

Uh, okay. Sure…

Lost Recap: S06E01/S06E02 “LA X” »

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yay! Errands! »

My bank account is going to fuckin gonna overdraft now, through no fault of my own, because I can’t make a deposit, because trasactions I made myself triggered fraud protection and OMG if someone was going to fraudulently DEPOSIT money to my accout, yeah, that would probably upset me. Best prevent that from happening while [...]

Holding my tongue. Holding my tongue. Holding my tongue. »

When people are too irrational to bother arguing with, there are a few strategies that can be used. PZ Myers is a proponent of ridicule, and that seems to be fairly effective in many cases. However, if no intervention is required in order to prevent harm to third parties, I prefer to go with the [...]

This is why I’m afraid of death »

I thought I’d lost that Graf It sketch pad tonight. Which is where I keep my most embarrassing scribbles (it’s the one I keep in my purse, so it’s the one that gets attention in bars). Losing data of any sort is terrible and traumatic as far as I’m concerned. I’ve never lost a notebook [...]

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Midnight schmidnight »

Midnight is a pretty silly concept. Personally, I would choose to change the date at dawn. But if you’re going to have the calendar flip at midnight, at least make it the proper solar midnight. The whole calendar and time system on this planet is batshit. Whatever. My point is this: I consider birthdays to [...]

I never did believe in luck »

Thinking yourself “lucky” is to deny credit for success. Thinking yourself “unlucky” is to deny responsibility for failure. Big duh right there. Common sense.
Of course, I don’t believe in common sense, either. I readily admit that much of my “common sense” comes from good ol’ book learnin’. Whatever I know about luck probably comes from [...]

The Even Canadianer Alphabet »

A Bed Ced Ded Ed Eff Ged Aitch I Jay Kay El Em En O Ped Que Arr Ess Ted U Ved Double-U Ex Wye and Zed

Dipshit of the day »

So, some douche that I had no prior contact with posted this shit on Twitter:
If you’re looking for #emo this #christmas, just follow @candice. She’ll make you want to cut your eyes out. TAGGED: #suicide #drama #xmas
(I’m pretty sure, no matter what he says, that it’s because he wants me… Because from his following messages [...]

Less than nothing »

She makes it look easy,
and it is easy.
For her.
Conveniently, for you.
Otherwise it might be important.