What are you doing under there?

Okay, look. What’s so scandalous about seeing some random celebrity’s panties? Panties have several purposes. One of them is to cover up vaginas. You are meant to see the panties. That means they’re working, and you’re not seeing vagina. I really don’t understand what’s so embarrassing about being seen in your undies, either. The only difference between a bra and panties and a bikini is the fabric they’re made of, and women happily walk about on the beach in a bikini. And when they do, their isn’t a similar shocked and appalled reaction to OMG vagina hidden only by a thin layer of lycra/spandex. Are we all still in kindergarten?

Now, full on vag shot, that’s something else. And I’m 100% convinced, never accidental. Whores.