links for 2007-01-17
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Delurk week?
Beginning when? Today? Or last Sunday. Or sometime in the middle of this week? I’m not quite sure, and I don’t really care. Don’t delurk. I’m only going to call you names, anyway. Fuckwits.
My mind is as wide as the sky
Um, are you kidding? We’re not cannibals and you’re a foolish twit for making such an uninformed and narrow remark.
I think it’s amazing that liberals can be so narrowminded. Keep in mind that I’m a liberal please, but being nasty and snarky about people of faith simply because you don’t understand it makes you meanly judgmental and narrow. Grow up.
a) Yes, I was kidding — Catholics aren’t cannibals, because the shit about the Eucharist literally being the body and blood of Christ is literally retarded
b) I understand perfectly well
c) I’m not particularly liberal when it comes to the issue of religion — all theists are wrong
d) I’m definitely judgemental — I think that theists are pretty durn loopy indeed
e) I’m definitely narrow, as well — I dunno, I’ve just never been able to gain weight
f) F is for fail, and you do
Shitting out Jesus
If the Eucharist is literally the body and blood of Jesus, then, well…
Bleh. Whatever. Cannibals!
Related: apparently 25% of Americans (according to the AP) think that 2007 will bring the second coming of Jesus. Um. Okay, freaks.
Dear Flash Artists
When you make text into a button, could you please remember to define a hit area? I mean, when you test your movies, don’t you realize how fucking annoying it is to have to click inside the borders of one of the letters? Maybe you just don’t know how to fix the problem. In that case, you have no business designing in Flash until you’ve at least gone through the built-in tutorial, because I’m pretty sure this concept is explained in there.
links for 2006-12-27
You might get no cards, you might get AIDs
I’m getting an awful lot of hits lately for the search terms Uno Attack AIDS. I’m the number one result, hurrah. Apparently the commercial has been featured on VH1’s The Best Week Ever, and so, welp, here’s a video clip of the commercial for you guys, since it’s what most of you showing up here seem to be looking for:
And here it is on YTMND, in case you want to see it five hundred times in a row.
P.S.
The real lyrics are:
Hit the launcher
Tempt your fate
You might get no cards
You might get eight
Where the Fukawi?
Ugh. It’s not a complicated joke, guys. Read:
53-54. BUS Adam is driving.
ADAM: Hey, I got a joke. Who wants to hear a
joke? Come on Bernie. It’s so funny, you’ll laugh
so hard your lashes will curl up by themselves.BERNADETTE: Do tell us your HILARIOUS joke.
ADAM: Well, many moons ago there was this very
famous bunch of indians called the Fuckawei Tribe.
And one day the son of the great indian Chief says
to his father, “Dad, why is my friend Little Hawk
called Little Hawk?” And his father says.TICK & BERNADETTE: Why do you ask, Two dogs
Fucking?ADAM: That’s not the end of the joke. So anyway,
Back to me. SHIT!TICK: What’s happening?
ADAM: I don’t know.
The bus grinds to a halt and then silence.
BERNADETTE: Oh My god…
55. NEXT MORNING They all stand at the stairs of
the bus.BERNADETTE: Oh Felicia… Where the Fuckawei?
I dunno. It’s obvious to me that Bernadette says Fukawi, but everyone else (including IMDB — I’ve sent a correction), seems to think it’s “where the fuck are we?” Except, that’s not funny, now is it. So everyone else is obviously wrong. I only found two results for this quote (with various spellings of Fukawi) on Google, and one of them was the script I quoted above. Ahem. Idjits.
I knew it was a bad idea
I’ve been thinking about finally redesigning, so I figured I might as well install IE7 so that I would be able to test the site. As soon as I rebooted my computer for the first time everything set to run at startup that accesses the internet in anyway crashed. Tried to run Firefox. It crashed immediately. Tried to run IE7. It crashed immediately. I read that some people were having problems like this if they had Google Desktop installed. I uninstalled Google Desktop and rebooted. The problem was still there. I reset my computer to a recovery point made earlier today. And nowww… Windows Explorer will not run. I’m having to do without a task bar until I solve this problem.
Microsoft, I hate you.
I’ll be rich, I tells ya!
No one gets to steal this idea from me… but I’m going to share anyway.
New-agers are always going on and on about chemtrails… and how orgonite “gifting” around cellphone towers etc. can combat them…
And they have all sorts of forums and logs set up detailing their gifting trips…
Well, I figure… all I have to do is lurk around on those forums, write down which towers they’ve gifted lately, and do a little ungifting.
And then sell their orgonite right back to ’em!
Kaching!!!
If only I had a car and/or it wasn’t so cold out. I would totally be out there collecting buckets of the stuff right now.