No one gets to steal this idea from me… but I’m going to share anyway.
New-agers are always going on and on about chemtrails… and how orgonite “gifting” around cellphone towers etc. can combat them…
And they have all sorts of forums and logs set up detailing their gifting trips…
Well, I figure… all I have to do is lurk around on those forums, write down which towers they’ve gifted lately, and do a little ungifting.
And then sell their orgonite right back to ’em!
Kaching!!!
If only I had a car and/or it wasn’t so cold out. I would totally be out there collecting buckets of the stuff right now.
(Just thought I’d comment here on my own post to note to eventual woo-woos who will inevitably stumble up this… I know the most serious of you fruits make your own orgonite. And that the rest of you don’t scatter the pretty/expensive shit around. So I might make a few bucks, but I certainly couldn’t get rich. Meh. Anway, you’re still all fucking stupid, and the corpse of Wilhlem Reich can suck my dick.)
(Just thought I’d comment here on my own post to note to eventual woo-woos who will inevitably stumble up this… I know the most serious of you fruits make your own orgonite. And that the rest of you don’t scatter the pretty/expensive shit around. So I might make a few bucks, but I certainly couldn’t get rich. Meh. Anway, you’re still all fucking stupid, and the corpse of Wilhlem Reich can suck my dick.)
I’ll buy 1 tonne off you as well as an orgone accumulator
I’ll buy 1 tonne off you as well as an orgone accumulator