Chronicles of Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena

I don’t give a shit about the game. But I do give a shit that the short version of the game’s trailer features part of the track “Insurgence” by Cyanotic. You know… that band with that guy Sean Payne in it. Pretty good song. I wonder if he’s single? Oh, wait. Says there on that Wikipedia page that he’s married to some chick named Candice. Shucks. In any case, here’s this:

(They also used his music in some episode of “Real Sex”, but we’re not entirely sure which one — so guess what we’ve been watching a lot of lately? Also check him out in MTV’s “Parental Control”, specials for “Dead Space” and “Gears of War 2” on Sci-Fi Channel, and probably a bunch of other MTV reality nonsense that we’re not aware of yet.)

Remember the House Hippo?

I’ve been watching old commercials all afternoon on YouTube. Send me more! I demand that someone finds me Thomas Cavanagh doing Labatt Blue Light (“If I wanted water, I’d ask for water!”), because I can’t seem to track it down.

I wish I hadn’t been such a nerd, and edited all the commercials out of my VHS tapes of the X-Files most of the time. Or that I hadn’t thrown the tapes away when the show came out on DVD.