I’ve decided that I will cut my sandwiches in half neither horizontally nor diagonally.

But somewhere in between.

Y’know…

Who says bread is a sqaure.

I say it’s diamond-shaped.

And therefore if you cut corner-to-corner,
it’s horizontal.

So there.

And what about vertical bread cutting?

The matter isn’t as simple as most people like to think.

If people are going to persist in asking me “asl pic” every two seconds on AIM, can I insist that these letters be rearranged to “slap”

Cause… isn’t that just more entertaining?

I know what the problem is.

Damn cotton clothes I’ve been wearing lately.

Back to plastic.
Dries faster.
Haha.

My back.
Ow. My back.
Three loads of damp laundry.
Oww ow ow.

fyi: two loads of laundry can be dried at once, for $1
but three loads… will not be dried.
three will take two cycles, so you might as well wait until you’ve got four.

so… to summarize.

one load: two dollars (wash, dry)
two loads: three dollars (wash, wash, dry)
three loads: five dollars (wash, wash, wash, dry, dry)
four loads: six dollars (wash, wash, wash, wash, dry, dry)

do ’em by twos, folks.
not hard to figure out, but i’d never tried drying three at once before tonight (:
though… hm, this stuff is mostly dry… perhaps tolerable.

absolute science?

i am absolutely dyslexic.

lalala.

which reminds me.

must call bank.

*shudder*

seen this point made on several other pitman blogs and…

i have this to add:

if i was the sort of person who would be studying for exams already (and yeah, i know there are only a few days left)
i would also be the sort of person who would do it earlier than 8pm
the 12 hour quiet hours wouldn’t make any sort of difference to me
unless i wanted to go to bed at 8pm. hmmm…
but geez. get some earplugs or something if you need ABSOLUTE SILENCE.
how do you survive if you need ABSOLUTE SILENCE to be able to think?

i CAN’T think with absolute science.

can i make the following complaint:

need more NOISE to study

please turn up the stereos? please?

bah. my floor is usually quiet, anyway.
i never hear a peep.

i’m also at the very end of the hall, that might contribute some.

i’m also never awake at those hours that “normal” people are awake.
so i guess that might contribute some.

hey, i met some people from my floor i’d never seen before tonight (er, this morning) at 5am, doing laundry.
usually i have free reign of the floor at these hours, if it’s not friday or saturday night.
which isn’t actually as great as it sounds.
need two people for it to become fun.
no more, no less.

and by this time… (7:30am, you fools), i never see a soul. except those poor, unfortunate people with hideously early classes.

Oh yeah, “it”. I was remembering “it” a few days ago.

My VCR thinks the picture on my tape is unacceptable for my viewing.

I think that *I* should be the judge of that.

But it will show me nothing but a blue screen.

Look, I’d like to watch the static, okay?

Cause I can see it when I fast forward, and it’s not THAT terrible.

Horrible fuzzy picture is better than BLUE SCREEN.

And why is it always blue?

If I wanted water, I’d ask for water!

Only half decent picture I can track down.

Peh! But I plan to stalk him, and make him grow his hair back.

Better watch out, Thomas Cavanagh.

My webpage works today?!

Astounding!