I’ve decided that I will cut my sandwiches in half neither horizontally nor diagonally.

But somewhere in between.


Who says bread is a sqaure.

I say it’s diamond-shaped.

And therefore if you cut corner-to-corner,
it’s horizontal.

So there.

And what about vertical bread cutting?

The matter isn’t as simple as most people like to think.

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