My VCR thinks the picture on my tape is unacceptable for my viewing.
I think that *I* should be the judge of that.
But it will show me nothing but a blue screen.
Look, I’d like to watch the static, okay?
Cause I can see it when I fast forward, and it’s not THAT terrible.
Horrible fuzzy picture is better than BLUE SCREEN.
And why is it always blue?