Top Five Hot Chicks (in alphabetical order, cause… bah! They’re all equal…):
Gillian Anderson
Shirley Manson
Laura Prepon
Julia Stiles
Alicia Witt
Now…
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
Actually, I can think of at least two answers here.
8) Don’t pierce wrists, hands, internal organs, bones, eyes or the spine. Avoid the armpit, sternum and areas with many veins.
Good advice.
Haha.
pizza + grapefruit juice = no
Have a few drinks tonight, then?
When was the last time you ate?
Do you have an eating disorder?
Are you on CRACK?
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
So many questions, they asked me.
“Kool Haus” is officially the devil.
Times I’ve been there: two.
Times I’ve fainted there: two.
Makes me look like a real winner, I’m sure.
I don’t need drugs and massive amounts of alcohol to fall unconscious to the floor.
No, for I am the sissiest of all sissies!
Other notable times I have fainted:
History class in grade seven, for no good reason whatsoever.
World religions class in grade 11, because we were being shown a video of some guy cutting his tongue off…
Thinking about… certain piercings.
And not quite, but almost, at the dentist’s office, thinking about that drill…
Sissy. Sissy I am.
Harry Potter: “The books are humorous and the characters are flat. But, not to put too fine a point on it, adolescents in this school daily learn to do the kinds of things for which the God of Mount Sinai commanded the
death sentence.”
TV is making me want vodka.
Oh joy! So the loan centre has everything straightened out.
As far as they’re concerned.
Now I get to deal with…
THE BANK!
This just keeps getting better!
Wrapped Around Your Finger – The Police.
Not a bad song.
Now would they fucking stop interrupting with the
“All of our service representatives are on customer calls.
Please remain on the line to maintain your priority.”
BS?
Oh boy, a horrible cover of Happy Christmas (War is Over).
Listening to Tom Petty on hold.
Walls (No. 3)
Some days are diamonds
Some days are rocks
Some doors are open
Some roads are blocked
Sundowns are golden
Then fade away
But if I never do nothing
I’m coming back some day
Cause you got a heart so big
It could crush this town
And I can’t hold out forever
Even walls fall down
All of our service representatives are on customer calls.
Please remain on the line to maintain your priority.
All around your island
There’s a barricade
It keeps out the danger
Holds in the pain
Sometimes you’re happy
And sometimes you cry
Half of me is ocean
Half of me is sky
But you got a heart so big
It could crush this town
And I can’t hold out forever
Even walls fall down
All of our service representatives are on customer calls.
Please remain on the line to maintain your priority.
And some things are over
Some things go on
Part of me you carry
And part of me is gone
But you got a heart so big
It could crush this town
And I can’t hold out forever
Even walls fall down
All of our service representatives are on customer calls.
Please remain on the line to maintain your priority.
…
The chorus is kinda confusing…
