My building’s laundry room smells like piss. It’s not even hobo piss, it’s resident piss. I tried to do laundry last night, but there were four or five guys in there who seemed like they were having some sort of drunken laundry party. Anyway, I have about 87 loads to wash, so this is going to be great. I just can’t wait!
This is one of the reasons I’m so obsessive about not allowing any of my socks to fall on the floor while I’m loading or unloading the machines…
You should piss on the floor to mark your territory
You should piss on the floor to mark your territory
Or you could try using extra extra extra detergent and hope the overflow cleans the place.
Or you could try using extra extra extra detergent and hope the overflow cleans the place.
Or I could just do two loads of laundry instead of twenty and leave most of the mountains of clothes where they are on the floor in my bedroom. Which is what I did.
Or I could just do two loads of laundry instead of twenty and leave most of the mountains of clothes where they are on the floor in my bedroom. Which is what I did.
I’ll give you 10 dollars to lick it, and take pics.
I’ll give you 10 dollars to lick it, and take pics.
There are a lot of better ways for me to get $10. The lowest I’m willing to go is $300. In any case, I don’t think I have a working digital camera, so it’s irrelevant.
There are a lot of better ways for me to get $10. The lowest I’m willing to go is $300. In any case, I don’t think I have a working digital camera, so it’s irrelevant.