absolute science?

i am absolutely dyslexic.

lalala.

which reminds me.

must call bank.

*shudder*

seen this point made on several other pitman blogs and…

i have this to add:

if i was the sort of person who would be studying for exams already (and yeah, i know there are only a few days left)
i would also be the sort of person who would do it earlier than 8pm
the 12 hour quiet hours wouldn’t make any sort of difference to me
unless i wanted to go to bed at 8pm. hmmm…
but geez. get some earplugs or something if you need ABSOLUTE SILENCE.
how do you survive if you need ABSOLUTE SILENCE to be able to think?

i CAN’T think with absolute science.

can i make the following complaint:

need more NOISE to study

please turn up the stereos? please?

bah. my floor is usually quiet, anyway.
i never hear a peep.

i’m also at the very end of the hall, that might contribute some.

i’m also never awake at those hours that “normal” people are awake.
so i guess that might contribute some.

hey, i met some people from my floor i’d never seen before tonight (er, this morning) at 5am, doing laundry.
usually i have free reign of the floor at these hours, if it’s not friday or saturday night.
which isn’t actually as great as it sounds.
need two people for it to become fun.
no more, no less.

and by this time… (7:30am, you fools), i never see a soul. except those poor, unfortunate people with hideously early classes.

Oh yeah, “it”. I was remembering “it” a few days ago.

My VCR thinks the picture on my tape is unacceptable for my viewing.

I think that *I* should be the judge of that.

But it will show me nothing but a blue screen.

Look, I’d like to watch the static, okay?

Cause I can see it when I fast forward, and it’s not THAT terrible.

Horrible fuzzy picture is better than BLUE SCREEN.

And why is it always blue?

If I wanted water, I’d ask for water!

Only half decent picture I can track down.

Peh! But I plan to stalk him, and make him grow his hair back.

Better watch out, Thomas Cavanagh.

My webpage works today?!

Astounding!

Top Five Hot Chicks (in alphabetical order, cause… bah! They’re all equal…):

Gillian Anderson
Shirley Manson
Laura Prepon
Julia Stiles
Alicia Witt

Now…

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Actually, I can think of at least two answers here.

8) Don’t pierce wrists, hands, internal organs, bones, eyes or the spine. Avoid the armpit, sternum and areas with many veins.

Good advice.
Haha.

pizza + grapefruit juice = no

Have a few drinks tonight, then?
When was the last time you ate?
Do you have an eating disorder?
Are you on CRACK?

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
So many questions, they asked me.

“Kool Haus” is officially the devil.

Times I’ve been there: two.
Times I’ve fainted there: two.

Makes me look like a real winner, I’m sure.

I don’t need drugs and massive amounts of alcohol to fall unconscious to the floor.

No, for I am the sissiest of all sissies!

Other notable times I have fainted:

History class in grade seven, for no good reason whatsoever.

World religions class in grade 11, because we were being shown a video of some guy cutting his tongue off…

Thinking about… certain piercings.

And not quite, but almost, at the dentist’s office, thinking about that drill…

Sissy. Sissy I am.