huzzah

shut up

can’t put enough effort into fixing your pages to work on my browser, but can put enough effort into detecting what browser i’m using and redirecting me to a specially designed page to tell me that you can’t put enough effort into fixing your pages to work on my browser?

or just being pissy because i figured out that internet explorer stinks and subsequently gave up on it?

hm. hmmm.

Dah!
I can’t get to Google.com at all anymore.
Even by leaving off the www.
All I can look at is Google.ca.
I hates it.
The page is so fugly.
Stoopid Google.
If I had wanted to go to Google.ca, do you not think I would hve typed that address into my browser?
Hm? Hm?

In other highly uninteresting and irrelevant search engine news, I can’t believe that this nonsense is still getting, on some days, over 20 hits a day. Searching for my name, I found it as the first result. The second was a page linking to it. I’d take it down, but apparently there is a great demand for pointless crap that I wrote in 1997 that’s filled with spelling errors and was designed without my having a clue about what the thing looked like, because my only browser at the time I originally made it was Lynx.

Other ridiculousness from the same era: Bebert’s Refridgerator Box

Bracewell’s argument for the removal of the letters c, q, and x from the english language is sadly, however, no more.

Does this layout look familiar?

Semiunderconstruction
but i give up for now

I guarantee that archives are fucked.

‘Cause I’ve done everything assbackwards.
Not that I’m going to bother re-archiving yet.

Wow, the orange is fugly.

This is the last you’ll hear of this.
It’s pointless to point out that I’ve redone the layout.
It’s fairly obvious, hm?

Lalala.

“Remember, Booklend is like your local library. Except smaller. And less convenient.”

Erm… so why bother? Hm.

Fuck all. More blank media tariff bullshit is being pulled on Canadians. And I wasn’t even done ranting about the last time I heard about the levy.

Blah blah blah, but I’ve no time to rant now. Read and rant for yourselves:

Copyright Board Canada
Canadian Private Copying Collective
Information on the Blank Media Levy (Sycorp) (PETITION IS BACK)

etc. etc. etc.

Haven’t read much of this yet. I’ll save getting pissed off for later…

I’m not sure what the point of this site that keeps popping up on the daypop top 40 because of it’s odd flash movies for some unidentifiable product called “hi-ho”, as far as i can gather… or perhaps it’s some sort of slogan. i’ll probably never know…

but the site is full of other entertaining goodies. for instance… a series of realplayer videos titled “i love english”… a reverse version of the learn japanese programs they used to show really late at night on satellite that entertained me so. i recommend “giving someone a hard time“.

horrible…

Notice to anyone who cares: my gto.net e-mail address is down, and perhaps gone (my dad was planning to switch ISPs).

For now you can send e-mail to c2green at ryerson dot ca.

If you sent me anything in the last day or so (ha! unlikely!) you should probably resend it.

I will be moving to my own domain in the next few days, so both my URL and e-mail address will be changing again very shortly.

Alright, children. You really must stop playing with the fire alarm. That red handle is to be pulled in the case of an emergency only, thank you very much.

I’d like to have some hearing left in years to come. Goddamn! I’m beginning to get slightly annoyed.

How does this not wake Sean…
???

Fuck all.
I sleep.