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Torture

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Every time I dream these days, after drinking the night before, my dreams are about breakfast sandwiches. I wake up so so very very hungry hungry. But never before Burger King stops serving breakfast. Never. Never ever. Ever. I would kill a man for a bacon Croissanwich.

Live From The Field

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I’m watching Seinfeld right now, and Elaine is in a movie theatre, saving three seats for the guys. The joke is that three seats is too many to save. Everyone keeps getting mad and trying to sit next to her. And well they should. I agree. Three is too many. And you can’t possibly have enough clothes to mark off three seats. The other day, though… I went to see Superman Returns. Sean, my sister and I saw a huge block of seats in the back, so we went to sit down and… “these seats are taken”. “Oh, sorry. Which ones?”. “These eight.” What!? How the hell do you expect to save eight seats! Laurel and I got bitchy with them and sat down anyway, because that’s totally ridiculous, but Sean is a wimp so we lacked solidarity and sat beside them in the end. Not before we explained to the guy sitting on one end of the eight seats that it is customary to mark off the seats with jackets, at least. They hadn’t marked a one, therefore, not saved. Got him worked up enough that he made a fool out of himself by taking his shirt off and placing it on the seat next to him. Score! Making people look stupid is one of my hobbies. But what the crap… EIGHT seats! It’s not as if you need to sit that many people together anyway, because you’re not exactly going to be able to hold a conversation. Even before the movie. You’re in a straight line. And if you need eight people to in buy your food, you’re going to be too busy stuffing your fat pig face to talk anyway. I feel justified in being pissed. And TV agrees with me, so I an obviously right.

Cyanotic Tour

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The hubby is going on tour! You know you want to come out to see Cyanotic play. Because they’re like, totally awesome and stuff. And I’m not just saying that because I’m biased, either…

Here is some nonsense I have cut and pasted for your edification.

Hail the Glitch 2006

Fronted by Sean Payne (who name you might recognize from the last Pigface album), their 2005 debut release Transhuman won much critical acclaim for it’s innovative mix of modern electronics with old-school aggro-industrial, and was near the top of many ‘Best of 2005’ year-end lists, including our own.

The album was produced by Jason Novak of DJ? Acucrack and Acumen Nation, who had this to say when asked about it in an interview:

That to me is a piece of history that’s been made in the present. […] We wouldn’t just take on any industrial band and produce their record, but when we heard them we thought, wow, this is good. […] I’m proud of it and I think they should be too. I think in the world of the Metropolis bands and EBM, that’s a real cool record that harkens back to the past, but still has a lot of new ideas.

Here are three delightful full-length tracks for you to listen to:

Order Out of Chaos
Sensory Deprivation
Axiom

The boys are basically playing for the door take on the vast majority of these shows, so they will surely have much appreciation for anyone who comes out to support them. They need your help to fill their bellies and their gas tank!

This is the list of places where you can see Cyanotic play:

  • Jul 21 – Grounds Sphere Rhythm – Allegan, MI
  • Jul 22 – High Five – Columbus, OH
  • Jul 23 – Garfield Artworks – Pittsburgh, PA
  • Jul 24 – The Penny Arcade – Rochester, NY
  • Jul 26 – TBA – Boston, MA
  • Jul 27 – Bottom’s Up – Flushing/Queens – New York, NY
  • Jul 28 – The Sterling [Rock Room] – Allentown, PA
  • Jul 29 – TBA – Baltimore, MD
  • Jul 30 – Wetlands – Chapel Hill, NC
  • Jul 31 – TBA – Charlotte, NC
  • Aug 02 – Ground Zero – Spartanburg, SC
  • Aug 03 – TBA – Tampa, FL
  • Aug 04 – Saints & Sinners – Spring Hill, FL
  • Aug 05 – TBA – Atlanta, GA
  • Aug 06 – TBA – Nashville, TN
  • Aug 08 – Creepy Crawl – St. Louis, MO
  • Aug 09 – Double Door – Chicago, IL
  • Aug 10 – TBA – South Bend, IN

    • Check the band’s website for updates on those TBA dates and other such useful information. And because MySpace is super-cool with the kids these days, you can find them at that craphole as well.