Posting again from my phone because I’m at a party. Doubt it’ll show up before midnight. NEVERMIND. Late last night… Guess
(Gps)Okay, Comcast. WHATEVER. Trying to ruin me already. Internet going up and down for three days now. Must post or die! Bu
EWTN has a new show Sunday mornings called “Finding God Through Faith and Reason”. Apparently (according to the commercial) they are going to give evidence that PROVES God’s existence. Pretty impressive, huh? You’d think the show would be bigger news…
Your services are good at getting me verrrry sleeeepy, though. I wonder if it’s because they’re so boring, or if I’m being hypnotized and brainwashed. Whatever. It’s so late that it’s early, and kids shows came on on the catholic channel. Puppets are singing a song with the lyrics “I’m sorry God, and my sins make me sad”. Beat the sense of self worth out early, huh. Now they’re trying to explain to kids how they can possibly believe things that aren’t in the bible (purgatory). Hows about explaining how they can believe anything that is in the bible before moving on to something even more irrational.
Freeze your bottled water before passing through airport security.
if you’d like to buy the panties i’m currently wearing (black lace tanga) – $15,000 or best offer.
i’ll give anyone $5 to smell the rubber dress or knee-high vinyl boots i have been wearing today in 105 degree weather. no deal if that’s the kind of thing you’re particularly into. in that case, you get to pay ME $200 for the privelege.
Dasani always tasted a little soapy. Now they’ve taken it to a new level of disgusting by adding fruit flavours. Mmm! Lemon Joy! Do not drink it. PS if you’re buying bottled tap water and you have an alternative, you’re an idiot anyway. I guess then you might actually like something as horrifying as the liquified evil I just drank. Anyway. New Jersey, your lack of cellphone reception disappoints me. No e-mail and no RSS makes Candice something something. Glad to be leaving your sorry state of a state.