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Oh dear god.
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Author Archives: Candice
How does this not happen to me more often
I think I may have finally injured myself just badly enough for a loverly scar. About time… I’m such a klutz. I took two big chunks of flesh out of my pinky trying to wash a glass. That I didn’t realize I’d just broken… If the two chunks were attached, this would definitely be stitch-worthy. It’s only possibly stitch-worthy right now, though. Keeps bleeding. Stop that! Ow!
I think you should pay ME
eHarmony’s 29-point personality profile is now a $50-value instead of a $40-value, according to their latest commercials. Says them. They like to make it sound like a limited-time offer, but since it’s always free, I put the value at approximately $0. Why does television have to lie to me? Act now, and we’ll throw in this fantastic dip-and-pour ladle. It both dips and pours. That’s a $47 value, yours free!
links for 2006-08-05
I am home
Yes, I am.
Precious computer, oh how I missed you!
followup to previous post
if you’d like to buy the panties i’m currently wearing (black lace tanga) – $15,000 or best offer.
on the plus side ive lost 63 pounds
i’ll give anyone $5 to smell the rubber dress or knee-high vinyl boots i have been wearing today in 105 degree weather. no deal if that’s the kind of thing you’re particularly into. in that case, you get to pay ME $200 for the privelege.
not suitable for human consumption
Dasani always tasted a little soapy. Now they’ve taken it to a new level of disgusting by adding fruit flavours. Mmm! Lemon Joy! Do not drink it. PS if you’re buying bottled tap water and you have an alternative, you’re an idiot anyway. I guess then you might actually like something as horrifying as the liquified evil I just drank. Anyway. New Jersey, your lack of cellphone reception disappoints me. No e-mail and no RSS makes Candice something something. Glad to be leaving your sorry state of a state.
I need to learn Japanese
Thank you, YouTube, for providing me with an endless supply of clips of Japanese television shows. I’m sure I would never understand what was going on, anyway… but at least it could make a little bit more sense if I knew the language.
Vodka plz
Hi kids. Random crap from my phone. I an bored.
