eHarmony’s 29-point personality profile is now a $50-value instead of a $40-value, according to their latest commercials. Says them. They like to make it sound like a limited-time offer, but since it’s always free, I put the value at approximately $0. Why does television have to lie to me? Act now, and we’ll throw in this fantastic dip-and-pour ladle. It both dips and pours. That’s a $47 value, yours free!