I’m obviously too white to leave my apartment alone in this neighbourhood. Not because I’m afraid of getting shot, or mugged, or raped, or yadda yadda. No. Just because it’s socially awkward. Why is that my main concern? I told you. I’m white. Very, very white (scroll dowwwwwwwn).
I have no idea how to respond to any sentence beginning “girl, you…” or “damn [anything]”. I don’t know where I’m going with “all that”. No, I don’t feel the need to “slow it down”. So, guy in the pimp hat, and guy with the too-big pants that could clothe an entire nation… I’m not trying to be rude, but you see, this is not a skill I learned in Canada. The only phrases I was taught for use in public places are “excuse me” and “I’m sorry”. I could maybe work out a response to “nice day, isn’t it?” (yes, it is), “you goin’ to the Cubs game?” (no, I live near here), or “[tension breaking joke about some weirdo on the train or the fact that the train is awfully crowded, and oops, I accidentally touched you]” (yeah, don’t you love the CTA [tentative laugh]?). But beyond that, I’m afraid I’m lost.
Is there a class I can take somewhere?
Learn “stoic face”.
Learn “stoic face”.
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JK, I’d watch the movie Friday. It’s good enough to give you a sense of how to act in uptown, which is to not react at all. :)
JK, I’d watch the movie Friday. It’s good enough to give you a sense of how to act in uptown, which is to not react at all. :)
I’m pretty sure that ignoring someone as a response to genuine friendliness is quite rude, but thanks for the suggestion.
The only time I outright ignore anyone is if they’re begging or obviously fucked up. And often, not even in those cases. Depends on my mood. If I’m in the right sort of mood, I’ll even buy ’em a beer. Yes, I’m an enabler.
I’m pretty sure that ignoring someone as a response to genuine friendliness is quite rude, but thanks for the suggestion.
The only time I outright ignore anyone is if they’re begging or obviously fucked up. And often, not even in those cases. Depends on my mood. If I’m in the right sort of mood, I’ll even buy ’em a beer. Yes, I’m an enabler.
try asking pardon in another language! When I feel awkward it works for me, usually…
try asking pardon in another language! When I feel awkward it works for me, usually…
The only other language I know how to say pardon in is French. And the French word for pardon is pardon. The internet has a nice compilation of how to say “I can eat glass, it does not hurt me” in multiple languages, though: http://everything2.com/title/How%2520to%2520say%2520%2522I%2520can%2520eat%2520glass%252C%2520it%2520does%2520not%2520hurt%2520me%2522
I need to figure out something fast. I just dyed my hair turquoise…
The only other language I know how to say pardon in is French. And the French word for pardon is pardon. The internet has a nice compilation of how to say “I can eat glass, it does not hurt me” in multiple languages, though: http://everything2.com/title/How%2520to%2520say%2520%2522I%2520can%2520eat%2520glass%252C%2520it%2520does%2520not%2520hurt%2520me%2522
I need to figure out something fast. I just dyed my hair turquoise…
Nice link, me!
Nice link, me!