100% more trickery

Posted on 9/6/2007 by Candice

Almay Hydracolor lipstick has 100% more water (and probably costs 100% more, but maybe I’m just a cynical bastard).

That’s right! 100% more water. Taking up the space that would otherwise be filled with, I dunno…

Actual goddamn lipstick.

I’m completely sold.

6 thoughts on “100% more trickery”

Zap! on 9/8/2007 at 10:08 said:

I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.
Zap! on 9/8/2007 at 05:08 said:

I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.
exarch on 10/16/2007 at 12:37 said:

Better water than lead.
exarch on 10/16/2007 at 07:37 said:

Better water than lead.
exarch on 10/16/2007 at 12:38 said:

Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …
exarch on 10/16/2007 at 07:38 said:

Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …