100% more trickery

Almay Hydracolor lipstick has 100% more water (and probably costs 100% more, but maybe I’m just a cynical bastard).

That’s right! 100% more water. Taking up the space that would otherwise be filled with, I dunno…

Actual goddamn lipstick.

I’m completely sold.

6 thoughts on “100% more trickery

  1. I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.

  2. I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.

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