Almay Hydracolor lipstick has 100% more water (and probably costs 100% more, but maybe I’m just a cynical bastard).
That’s right! 100% more water. Taking up the space that would otherwise be filled with, I dunno…
Actual goddamn lipstick.
I’m completely sold.
I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.
I think marketers make a lot of money… Maybe I should become one.
Better water than lead.
Better water than lead.
Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …
Hmm, that little link isn’t too obvious though …