Why, God? WHY!?

My car was the subject of a Big Mac Attack sometime between 2am and 7am this morning. I managed to get most of the two all-beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and sesame seed bun off. But there is special sauce all over my windshield, and I hate Jesus.

22 thoughts on “Why, God? WHY!?

  1. Oh par-don meeeeee. :-)

    I should have said: “Really, I think Jesus WAS more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.”

    Sheeesh!

  2. Oh par-don meeeeee. :-)

    I should have said: “Really, I think Jesus WAS more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.”

    Sheeesh!

  3. She’s catty, thats what you get for being a canuck. PErhaps tell her to speak french and go back to waving the white flag.

  4. She’s catty, thats what you get for being a canuck. PErhaps tell her to speak french and go back to waving the white flag.

  5. As a fellow Green Card holder I thought I’d pass along that the Big Mac incident is simply the way many Americans welcome esteemed guests to their country.

    Congratulations!

  6. As a fellow Green Card holder I thought I’d pass along that the Big Mac incident is simply the way many Americans welcome esteemed guests to their country.

    Congratulations!

  7. It’s not polite to say bad things about Jesus. He died for those guys’ sins you know. what a sucker. And how can those christian nutters live with themselves, knowing an innocent got punished for their crimes?

    I am going to go now, and write to my congressman, and demand that Jesus be released immediately. (“No, welease Bwian!”)

    Oh I get it, Fish Fillet, funny.

  8. It’s not polite to say bad things about Jesus. He died for those guys’ sins you know. what a sucker. And how can those christian nutters live with themselves, knowing an innocent got punished for their crimes?

    I am going to go now, and write to my congressman, and demand that Jesus be released immediately. (“No, welease Bwian!”)

    Oh I get it, Fish Fillet, funny.

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