My car was the subject of a Big Mac Attack sometime between 2am and 7am this morning. I managed to get most of the two all-beef patties, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and sesame seed bun off. But there is special sauce all over my windshield, and I hate Jesus.
Really, I think Jesus is more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.
Really, I think Jesus is more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.
I hate to tell you this, but Jesus is fucking dead.
I hate to tell you this, but Jesus is fucking dead.
Oh par-don meeeeee. :-)
I should have said: “Really, I think Jesus WAS more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.”
Sheeesh!
Oh par-don meeeeee. :-)
I should have said: “Really, I think Jesus WAS more of a Fish Fillet kind of guy.”
Sheeesh!
She’s catty, thats what you get for being a canuck. PErhaps tell her to speak french and go back to waving the white flag.
She’s catty, thats what you get for being a canuck. PErhaps tell her to speak french and go back to waving the white flag.
Je ne parle pas français.
Je ne parle pas français.
As a fellow Green Card holder I thought I’d pass along that the Big Mac incident is simply the way many Americans welcome esteemed guests to their country.
Congratulations!
As a fellow Green Card holder I thought I’d pass along that the Big Mac incident is simply the way many Americans welcome esteemed guests to their country.
Congratulations!
Oh. Well, I guess that’s okay, then…
Oh. Well, I guess that’s okay, then…
It’s not polite to say bad things about Jesus. He died for those guys’ sins you know. what a sucker. And how can those christian nutters live with themselves, knowing an innocent got punished for their crimes?
I am going to go now, and write to my congressman, and demand that Jesus be released immediately. (“No, welease Bwian!”)
Oh I get it, Fish Fillet, funny.
It’s not polite to say bad things about Jesus. He died for those guys’ sins you know. what a sucker. And how can those christian nutters live with themselves, knowing an innocent got punished for their crimes?
I am going to go now, and write to my congressman, and demand that Jesus be released immediately. (“No, welease Bwian!”)
Oh I get it, Fish Fillet, funny.
Thanks, Ben.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, even you Canandians, I suppose.
Thanks, Ben.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, even you Canandians, I suppose.
hey wanna goto Bible study with me this Friday night? :) we’re getting all crazy n shieettt :P
hey wanna goto Bible study with me this Friday night? :) we’re getting all crazy n shieettt :P
Well, we all know how much I love Jehovah!
Well, we all know how much I love Jehovah!