My building’s laundry room smells like piss. It’s not even hobo piss, it’s resident piss. I tried to do laundry last night, but there were four or five guys in there who seemed like they were having some sort of drunken laundry party. Anyway, I have about 87 loads to wash, so this is going to be great. I just can’t wait!

This is one of the reasons I’m so obsessive about not allowing any of my socks to fall on the floor while I’m loading or unloading the machines…