Paris Hilton visited the Ole Henrickson Spa on Tuesday, and afterwards showed off her new shirt, which happens to be a Warhol-inspired design of her own face.
This is why I love her. She’s completely full of herself, which would be annoying, except that she’s perfectly justified. See me posting a blog entry about her? Damn straight, I can hardly help myself, and neither can the rest of this country. If everyone just ignored her, she’d go away. Thing is, nobody wants to. Just admit it already. Even if you don’t love her, you love to hate her, which amounts to the same thing in the end — more photos, more news stories, and more money for Paris. Paris owns you.