“Ever since the extremely truthful experiments Freud performed on his patients during the studies of psychoanalysis we have learned much on the topic of the human mind. In recent years the study of colours and their effects on the human brain have been quite extensive, branching from mood and emotional simulants, to even mind control.

“That’s right, as the studies showed, subjects made to read textual information in the format of an opinion were 85% more likely to agree and believe in that opinion than with any other colour. For more info see this link”.

Of course, I have instinctively known these facts all along. You thought I only wanted to hurt your brain, when in actuality I’ve been in control of its every thought. Not even bringing this to your direct attention can dilute the effect…

Now if only I could come up with some useful or at least entertaining applications of this theory…

The annoying thing about finding in your logs that people have been referred to your site through an e-mail is that you can’t tell what that e-mail said, nor who sent it, nor to whom. So identify yourselves. At once! This involves up to six people (it’s happened three times), and I want your names, chop chop!

(Note to self:
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.
Stop obsessing over logs.)

I am going to chew the Cappuccino Trident. If I never post again, you will know why.

Whoever keeps letting the mosquitoes into this house

is going

to

die.

I will swat them to death.

Ah, the miracle of Coca-Cola. Whatever. I think my mother has gone mad. She’s soaking our plates in it. She’s pouring it down the drains. She’s running it through the dishwasher… It’s MAGIC. Or something.

I must say, though.. These are all better ideas than drinking that horrible stuff. Tastes awful. Burns your throat. Soda is such a silly thing. Carbonation… what kind of idea is that. It hurts me.

Also related… and frightening: Refreshing Your Business (a Coke site that was taken down when the general public started visiting. Too bad it’s been copied elsewhere, huh? lol), Coke Cult (just sick).

Heyyyy… the layers on this page are all overlappy on the browser on this computer… that won’t do at all!

I’d fix it, but… I’d rather just say: nobody on planet Earth is allowed to use IE 4 any longer. Nor Netscape, because I can’t be bothered to dowload it to check out what hideous things it does to mutilate this page.

Went to my grandparents’ tonight. Youse all. With my whole family. Wow, it sure was a blast. Definitely worth the drive to Acton. I’m serious. That isn’t sarcasm at all. I mean, we all sat around and watched The Weakest Link and drank diet soda. Nothing beats that. Youse all.

Yes, you can, but may you?

I thought I’d push that horrible picture off of the page…

So.

Well, I did.

Do YOU see a picture down there?

Note to self: do not link to images on own computer.
Okay. Should be working now.
If not…
Guess who doesn’t care?!