Ah, the miracle of Coca-Cola. Whatever. I think my mother has gone mad. She’s soaking our plates in it. She’s pouring it down the drains. She’s running it through the dishwasher… It’s MAGIC. Or something.

I must say, though.. These are all better ideas than drinking that horrible stuff. Tastes awful. Burns your throat. Soda is such a silly thing. Carbonation… what kind of idea is that. It hurts me.

Also related… and frightening: Refreshing Your Business (a Coke site that was taken down when the general public started visiting. Too bad it’s been copied elsewhere, huh? lol), Coke Cult (just sick).