Let’s see how many times I can type “kill me” before someone comes back on the line.

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the word kill is starting to look funny to me

ooh, a new song.
i looked up the lyrics on the internet.
it’s jennifer paige – these days.
i don’t like it.

lyrics i look forward to hearing:

Somedays I couldn’t get up
I couldn’t get down
I’m bored of everything
Somehow a little black cloud rained over me
Someone was makin’ me mad
Good turned bad, and I lose everything
To get you back, just to get you back
But

These days the world’s alright
The sun shines bright
I’m kickin’ out the bad dreams
These days I don’t think twice
Walk on life
I’m positively somewhere
These days go on
Not only left ’til you’ve gone
These days go on
Not only left ’til you’ve gone
These days go on and on and on and on
And on

I’m out of the fire, into the flame, oh

Sometimes I drown my tears
The same old fears came by
Someone was makin’ me ill
I bet you’re still a 2, 3, 4 little word
Yes, you heard
Pretty little birds fly home
But

These days the sun kicks in
The good guys win
I’m legal in the backseat
These days I’m safe and sound
Not dragged down
You wanna know the reason
These days go on
Not only left ’til you’ve gone
These days go on
Not only left ’til you’ve gone
These days go on and on and on and on

Thank you for hidin’ in here
Wallowing in mud, sleeping in my head
Tossin’ and turnin’ and messin’ up the sheets
The love we made was incomplete
Like the shoes on your feet
The same stuff, I’ve heard it before
That philosophy’s started to bore me
Now you won’t have to smile
And ignore me

These days the karma’s right
The sun shines bright
I’m kickin’ out the bad dreams
These days I don’t think twice
Walk on life
I’m positively somewhere
These days go on
On and on and on and on and on
These days go on
On and on and on and on and on
These days go on
On and on and on and on and on

Oh yeah, look at these days
On and on and on and on and on
Oh yeah, look at these days
On and on and on and on and on
Oh yeah, look at these days
On and on and on and on and on
Just look at these days comin’ on
Just look at these days comin’ on
Oh yeah, oh yeah

back to kill me

kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill

hurray!
an actual person!
finally!

Gosh, this *NSync they’re playing to me while I’m on hold is pretty catchy.

Kill me now.

It’s refreshing to talk to fools online.

Don’t have to use correct spelling or punctuation.

And they don’t care, nor do they notice.

The downfall is that their responses are the equivalent of smashing their heads on their keyboards, and their words contain more numbers than letters.

“Your arguments make sense for your context but also demonstrate how unwilling you are to understand that you are not the centre point of reference.”

I promise you(pl.):

I will NEVER understand that I am not the centre point of reference.

It’s MY universe. Deal with it.

My context

is the ONLY context

that matters!

The Depravity Scale!

um

meh?

It is a fact that you cannot download without something being uploaded.
It is a fact that you cannot upload without something being downloaded.
This class irritates me so.

not much time now

the daystar

it rises

The Rutabaga?

Well, definitely a rutabaga.

It does appear that mine came first.

I’ve complained about this before, I know.
But for lack of anything new to complain about…
Here’s this again.
One of my pet peeves.
Hasn’t been mentioned in a long while.

Just got some spam in my inbox
(that’s not even what I’m complaining about,
I’ve come to accept the spam by now)
about a birdfeeder that prevents squirrels from eating the seed.

What is wrong with squirrels?
Squirrels need to eat, too, you know.
It’s discrimination, really.
Come on… squirrels are cute and fuzzy.
And hell,

more interesting to look at than birds.

Squirrels have character.
Birds are just all
hop hop hop peck hop peck.
Chirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirpchirp.

Which is another way in which squirrels are superior to birds.

Squirrels don’t wake me up in the morning.

OW! MY BRAIN! The phone is so goddamned loud.

My mom just called from the car.
They’re here to pick me up.
Oh, joy.

See yer later.

going home for weekend

boo

hiss

boo