Little girls often cannibalized their babies by chewing on fingers and toes, causing them to disappear altogether.

I demand of anyone in this building with a Windows ME CD to bring it to me immediately.

You have five minutes.

My computer is being a bitch.

Well, actually, I deleted c:\Windows\OPTIONS\CABS
And just decided that I wanted it back…

Cause damn Sony didn’t give me a Windows CD.

So it’s either steal someone else’s or reformat my C drive.

Which do you think I’d prefer?

“he” can be used as a generic pronoun

there is no need to write “he or she”

and “they” is just plain wrong

“they” is plural

PLURAL!!!

In 1893, the Royal Academy of Science were convinced by Sir Robert Ball that communication with the planet Mars was a physical impossibility, because it would require a flag as large as Ireland, which it would be impossible to wave.

lipstick marks all over my teacup

i so disgust myself right now…

this reminds me too much of my grade seven and eight home ec teacher…

beware… foodborne illness…

warpweftwarpweftwarpweftwarpweft
selvageselvageselvage

Did some research to find out if that AOL commercial (where the woman is relieved that AOL is her ISP because of the results she got searching for “chelsea buns” worrying her about her son, who loves X-Men comics) is really funny. I didn’t find any porn on either of those searches. It isn’t funny.

Neither is Saturday Night Live.

I suppose I should start working on my project.

Well.

Grr!

Wait, after seeing Invaders Against Copy Monkeys!, maybe I have more than half a mind, after all. But not today.

Er, information wants to be free, or something.

I don’t understand the motives of the creator of this site.
Blah. But anyway.
P.S.
You cannot very easily “steal” information.
Copying is and entirely different thing.

“Be sure to ask me before you use any of these images that I don’t own in the first place because they’re copyrighted.”

Image Nazi, indeed.

Direct quote: “I DO NOT OWN INVADER ZIM! I just screencapped these pictures from my videos.”

If you stole the images from TV, I don’t see why someone shouldn’t steal them from you…

For fanart, maybe you’d deserve credit. Screen captures,
well

SHUT UP!

*yawn*

Image Nazi, Link Whore, Lalala. I have half a mind to make 14 times as many screen captures, not put logos on em, and give ’em out free. Just to undermine the stupidity.

Half a mind, mind you, half a mind.

I’m perfectly willing to let you believe that it’s your fault.