Everyone has a digital camera but me :(

Charmie has posted some pictures from Friday.

I’m really not too sure how I managed to miss riot police.
I suppose that being drunk will do that.
I wonder what I was noticing.

i hate artists

i hate artists

the best house song ever written

inspired by last night’s visit to NASA, and sean’s utter disdain for house music.

guess how long this took to make.

how is it possible that i contain this much snot.

i’m going to hunt down patient zero.

i’m going to…
sneeze violently at them…

i want to sleeeeeep.

HAZMAT!

huzzah

shut up

can’t put enough effort into fixing your pages to work on my browser, but can put enough effort into detecting what browser i’m using and redirecting me to a specially designed page to tell me that you can’t put enough effort into fixing your pages to work on my browser?

or just being pissy because i figured out that internet explorer stinks and subsequently gave up on it?

hm. hmmm.

Dah!
I can’t get to Google.com at all anymore.
Even by leaving off the www.
All I can look at is Google.ca.
I hates it.
The page is so fugly.
Stoopid Google.
If I had wanted to go to Google.ca, do you not think I would hve typed that address into my browser?
Hm? Hm?

In other highly uninteresting and irrelevant search engine news, I can’t believe that this nonsense is still getting, on some days, over 20 hits a day. Searching for my name, I found it as the first result. The second was a page linking to it. I’d take it down, but apparently there is a great demand for pointless crap that I wrote in 1997 that’s filled with spelling errors and was designed without my having a clue about what the thing looked like, because my only browser at the time I originally made it was Lynx.

Other ridiculousness from the same era: Bebert’s Refridgerator Box

Bracewell’s argument for the removal of the letters c, q, and x from the english language is sadly, however, no more.

Does this layout look familiar?

Semiunderconstruction
but i give up for now

I guarantee that archives are fucked.

‘Cause I’ve done everything assbackwards.
Not that I’m going to bother re-archiving yet.

Wow, the orange is fugly.

This is the last you’ll hear of this.
It’s pointless to point out that I’ve redone the layout.
It’s fairly obvious, hm?

Lalala.