Know what’s stupid?
<3
How dopey IS that?
Whose idea was it?
They should be made to pay.
When did this start?
I haven’t been keeping up.

It took me forever to find these files. So if anybody is interested in downloading all four of the songs Stephen Moore recorded starring Marvin the Paranoid Android from the Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you’ll find them here.

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with the music biz. It’s the music. Oh. And also, the biz.

Somebody wanna give me mono, please? I figure that would be a good way to get out of work for the rest of the summer… Dammit.

I don’t want to work today! Grr…

“If you were on a bicycle, you’d be out the back door by now.”

Hm. Somebody please give me an excuse to say this to you?…

*crosses fingers*
plesase upload…
please
please
please
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Watching Much Music this week, and hearing news of yet another fight between opposing “hip-hop” (my brother assures me this is what they are, but I’m not up with the lingo, or “hip to the jive” if you will) artists (which ones, I don’t remember, I wasn’t paying careful attention. But does it even matter?), I realized (now, this did not take a lot of thought) (this is another set of parentheses just for fun) that there is quite obviously an extreme over-population of the species, resulting in most of the recent violent behaviour. Each family group of these artists occupies an extensive territorial range, and will not tolerate intrusion by other family groups (i.e. “East Side” vs. “West Side”).

This is why I propose an open hunting season on hip-hop artists and their gangs (or “clans,” “posses,” etc). Their numbers must be evened out to balance the ecosystem of popular music. By instigating a controlled culling, perhaps a better level sustainability can be attained in the environment between hip-hop artists, and artists of all other musical styles. If the population is allowed to swell further, it could have a negative impact on other species, most particularly the “boy-band” and “girl-band” populations, which compete for the same spotlight. Planned herd management to control the recent population boom will additionally prevent random outburts of violence, resulting in safer clubbing for all. The ecosystem can only support a certain number of P. Diddys…

So… my website is working again then, eh?
That’s good.
And would be ever so much more useful if I had something to say right now.
But you can’t have everything.

Okay, that’s it… This cost $500, if I’ve got it straight… It makes me very angry to see people do things badly and get paid way too much for it, only because I’m not doing the same thing…