I don’t think I can drink Dr Pepper anymore.

Not since realizing that it tastes like baby powder smells.

I wasn’t sure if it always tasted this way and I never noticed before, or if they changed something at some point.

But I did some research and determined that I ruined it for myself by paying too much attention. Somebody else figured it out in 2005.

Either way, I’m a bit sad about this, and I have been sad since February 15th.

Goodbye Dr Pepper, but you are too much like drinking liquefied Powder Fresh deodorant.