Luckily “Aggressive Walking” isn’t a frequently prosecuted crime

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It has come to my attention that I may have a bit of pedestrian rage.

Observe:

There are probably others. I only searched my archives for the word “pedestrian”.

34 thoughts on “Luckily “Aggressive Walking” isn’t a frequently prosecuted crime”

  1. At least you’re being honest with yourself, you otherwise have a long list of odd behaviors to analyze and realize…AKA you hate everything.

  2. At least you’re being honest with yourself, you otherwise have a long list of odd behaviors to analyze and realize…AKA you hate everything.

  3. I don’t, in fact, hate much of anything at all. I consider it a waste of time. However, I am prone to hyperbole (especially in writing), and I do suffer from chronic depression, if you’re interested. I also find writing to be therapeutic, and trust me, I don’t do it for your benefit, so cram it.

    I don’t have many behaviours to realize or analyze. I came to an understanding with myself about that long ago. I know myself pretty well. I have spent 27 years with myself, after all. In the end, I’m quite certain that I do not have more odd behaviours than the average person. Not that there’s ever anything intrinsically wrong with being a statistical outlier.

    Thanks for the unecessary psychoanalysis once again, though. But I’d rather leave that sort of thing to my head shrinker.

    You ought, perhaps, to analyze yourself instead. Just why, exactly, do you feel compelled to read and post comments to this site?

  4. I don’t, in fact, hate much of anything at all. I consider it a waste of time. However, I am prone to hyperbole (especially in writing), and I do suffer from chronic depression, if you’re interested. I also find writing to be therapeutic, and trust me, I don’t do it for your benefit, so cram it.

    I don’t have many behaviours to realize or analyze. I came to an understanding with myself about that long ago. I know myself pretty well. I have spent 27 years with myself, after all. In the end, I’m quite certain that I do not have more odd behaviours than the average person. Not that there’s ever anything intrinsically wrong with being a statistical outlier.

    Thanks for the unecessary psychoanalysis once again, though. But I’d rather leave that sort of thing to my head shrinker.

    You ought, perhaps, to analyze yourself instead. Just why, exactly, do you feel compelled to read and post comments to this site?

  5. To translate the above into modern English: “What-everrrr. You don’t know me, bitch. Fuck you shu- up!”

  6. To translate the above into modern English: “What-everrrr. You don’t know me, bitch. Fuck you shu- up!”

  7. Haha, very funny and mature. Haha listen If you build it, put it out there, make it available enough for ppl to go and leave comments…they will come.

    Some of them will be trolls, some will agree with your brainstorming that you call a blog. But others won’t, and others may see it as: enticingly annoying, shocking, sometimes honest and funny, sometimes too honest and mundane with every detail, vibrant, cliche and is left pondering why would anyone say that like that.

    But what started my inconsequential commenting on your blog, was your rant post called Vote no on marriage. It really pissed me off. It was very stupid. Not only was It was surprisingly gay and liberal. But It was mostly hypocritical and wrong, in it’s attempt to have logic, and honor gay rights.

    Vote No on Prop 8, was charmingly hypocritical contradictory piece that I mention. I say charmingly because I don’t even think you realized in one bit how hypocritical you were being. But your response to the gay dude, was much more thought out and sound than the entire post itself. And that was the most upsetting.

    And I could unleash a more powerful logic here, to sum it up; but I’d rather just leave a funny video that has nothing to do with anything, to prove how much I don’t to create witty responses.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnVvXkDnqM&feature=related

  8. Haha, very funny and mature. Haha listen If you build it, put it out there, make it available enough for ppl to go and leave comments…they will come.

    Some of them will be trolls, some will agree with your brainstorming that you call a blog. But others won’t, and others may see it as: enticingly annoying, shocking, sometimes honest and funny, sometimes too honest and mundane with every detail, vibrant, cliche and is left pondering why would anyone say that like that.

    But what started my inconsequential commenting on your blog, was your rant post called Vote no on marriage. It really pissed me off. It was very stupid. Not only was It was surprisingly gay and liberal. But It was mostly hypocritical and wrong, in it’s attempt to have logic, and honor gay rights.

    Vote No on Prop 8, was charmingly hypocritical contradictory piece that I mention. I say charmingly because I don’t even think you realized in one bit how hypocritical you were being. But your response to the gay dude, was much more thought out and sound than the entire post itself. And that was the most upsetting.

    And I could unleash a more powerful logic here, to sum it up; but I’d rather just leave a funny video that has nothing to do with anything, to prove how much I don’t to create witty responses.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsnVvXkDnqM&feature=related

  9. My response was less formal because none of that was to meant to ridicule. Maybe to prove a point easily wrong, or for good arguments, but there’s no care or thought involved just boredom.

  10. My response was less formal because none of that was to meant to ridicule. Maybe to prove a point easily wrong, or for good arguments, but there’s no care or thought involved just boredom.

  11. I know how the internet works. If I didn’t invite comments of every nature, I would turn the feature off, stop posting under my full name, remove my e-mail address from the site, blah blah blah.

    Personally, I don’t hang around blogs I don’t like. I’m not much of a masochist. Hypocritical, yes. Everyone is. Contradictory, yes. Everyone is.

    And yeah, some things I say might be surprisingly gay and liberal. On account of I am surprisingly gay bisexual and liberal. *shrug* But I would never attempt to honour gay rights… I don’t believe that there should be any such thing. Every flippin’ person on the planet should have the same rights, period.

  12. I know how the internet works. If I didn’t invite comments of every nature, I would turn the feature off, stop posting under my full name, remove my e-mail address from the site, blah blah blah.

    Personally, I don’t hang around blogs I don’t like. I’m not much of a masochist. Hypocritical, yes. Everyone is. Contradictory, yes. Everyone is.

    And yeah, some things I say might be surprisingly gay and liberal. On account of I am surprisingly gay bisexual and liberal. *shrug* But I would never attempt to honour gay rights… I don’t believe that there should be any such thing. Every flippin’ person on the planet should have the same rights, period.

  13. No, this brainstorming session for me is like a reality tv show meets angry rant. Not that it’s bad, but interesting and funny enough. I’m not a masochist, I basically just skim through the rants of someone who can’t cope with some of the most mundane things in life. For instance the subway is a real challenge for you. And I actually haven’t read all of the last 2 post, I basically glance through from time to time, based on bored or even border levels.

    Then your responses are always crazy and nonsense. “in fact, hate much of anything, I consider it a waste of time” which really means I rant angry and it’s a waste of time. Given its’ summation – an angry rant, with no optimistic outlook whatsoever.

    -Keep it Real

    And I don’t honestly care what gender or sexual preference you are. Here below is listed what was wrong with your Prop 8 that was less than logic:

    Hell with Prop 8. Can we repeal marriage altogether? Yes! Then you’d be no longer be married, and this post would be valid no longer, and I bet half your blog posting rants would lessen in number, the world would be a better place. But can we repeal it all together, sure.

    or everyone? As far as I’m concerned, the government belongs out of my bedroom, and out of my relationships period. Really, completely secular or not you are married.

    “I think if people were forced to look at and sign a document telling them all the implications involved with being married” Really didn’t seem to work for you because you are married!

    “Civil unions for everyone, fine. Let people form whatever sort of contracts they like.” Um Civil Unions are government based.
    “That’s most of what a legal marriage is, anyway.” I don’t know how they verify it in Canada, but you just can’t write down on a napkin that you’re married, and consider it legal.

    “That’s most of what a legal marriage is, anyway. Not much different from a business partnership, except that the business is a life and a home instead of an occupation and a shop (say)” Just a really dumb, and superficial thing to say and view of what a marriage is that I don’t like.

    “Personally, I don’t much believe in marriage.” Ahhhhh ummmm you are _____ fill in the blank.

    And now taken from the more logical yet flawed response:

    “Marriage between one man and one woman… to me, that’s a violation of the separation of church and state. This is an ideological issue. It’s a freedom of expression issue.”

    No, It says in God we Trust, on Our money, doesn’t have the Queen of England. Christian value fundamentals and Our Laws go hand in hand in this country. And your atheist, sure have 12 guys bunker in the same house and be allowed to construct a marriage unto a napkin philosophy would only allow chaos, and widespread societal disgust. “This is an ideological issue. It’s a freedom of expression issue” no it’s not, it’s the backbone of this country and that’s why we have won all the wars. And to go slightly off topic, why are we celebrating the 4th of July soon, because we kicked Britains’ ass with a generation of men raised, born and bread on these values.There are no atheist in our Senate, our President is a Christian, and thus the end.

  14. No, this brainstorming session for me is like a reality tv show meets angry rant. Not that it’s bad, but interesting and funny enough. I’m not a masochist, I basically just skim through the rants of someone who can’t cope with some of the most mundane things in life. For instance the subway is a real challenge for you. And I actually haven’t read all of the last 2 post, I basically glance through from time to time, based on bored or even border levels.

    Then your responses are always crazy and nonsense. “in fact, hate much of anything, I consider it a waste of time” which really means I rant angry and it’s a waste of time. Given its’ summation – an angry rant, with no optimistic outlook whatsoever.

    -Keep it Real

    And I don’t honestly care what gender or sexual preference you are. Here below is listed what was wrong with your Prop 8 that was less than logic:

    Hell with Prop 8. Can we repeal marriage altogether? Yes! Then you’d be no longer be married, and this post would be valid no longer, and I bet half your blog posting rants would lessen in number, the world would be a better place. But can we repeal it all together, sure.

    or everyone? As far as I’m concerned, the government belongs out of my bedroom, and out of my relationships period. Really, completely secular or not you are married.

    “I think if people were forced to look at and sign a document telling them all the implications involved with being married” Really didn’t seem to work for you because you are married!

    “Civil unions for everyone, fine. Let people form whatever sort of contracts they like.” Um Civil Unions are government based.
    “That’s most of what a legal marriage is, anyway.” I don’t know how they verify it in Canada, but you just can’t write down on a napkin that you’re married, and consider it legal.

    “That’s most of what a legal marriage is, anyway. Not much different from a business partnership, except that the business is a life and a home instead of an occupation and a shop (say)” Just a really dumb, and superficial thing to say and view of what a marriage is that I don’t like.

    “Personally, I don’t much believe in marriage.” Ahhhhh ummmm you are _____ fill in the blank.

    And now taken from the more logical yet flawed response:

    “Marriage between one man and one woman… to me, that’s a violation of the separation of church and state. This is an ideological issue. It’s a freedom of expression issue.”

    No, It says in God we Trust, on Our money, doesn’t have the Queen of England. Christian value fundamentals and Our Laws go hand in hand in this country. And your atheist, sure have 12 guys bunker in the same house and be allowed to construct a marriage unto a napkin philosophy would only allow chaos, and widespread societal disgust. “This is an ideological issue. It’s a freedom of expression issue” no it’s not, it’s the backbone of this country and that’s why we have won all the wars. And to go slightly off topic, why are we celebrating the 4th of July soon, because we kicked Britains’ ass with a generation of men raised, born and bread on these values.There are no atheist in our Senate, our President is a Christian, and thus the end.

  15. And you know what you’re retarded reasoning,” I never attempt to honour gay rights… I don’t believe that there should be any such thing” and everyone should have the same rights…that IS the same thing. There are multiple categories of rights, for all people of different backgrounds …moron.

  16. And you know what you’re retarded reasoning,” I never attempt to honour gay rights… I don’t believe that there should be any such thing” and everyone should have the same rights…that IS the same thing. There are multiple categories of rights, for all people of different backgrounds …moron.

  19. A cyclist told me to fuck off once when I was trying to cross the road. I said “OK, but notice how I fuck off whilst obeying all traffic laws”.

  20. A cyclist told me to fuck off once when I was trying to cross the road. I said “OK, but notice how I fuck off whilst obeying all traffic laws”.

  23. Dipshit huh..yeah or you can’t back up your own contradictory reasonings up against fact. But whatever post about your lack of thought process to your online security blanket.

    Your pseudo twitter planet will always be there to back up your non-sense.

  24. Dipshit huh..yeah or you can’t back up your own contradictory reasonings up against fact. But whatever post about your lack of thought process to your online security blanket.

    Your pseudo twitter planet will always be there to back up your non-sense.

  25. To the obsessive duder:

    The founding fathers were deists (AKA pussy atheists).

    The “In God We Trust” motto was really more about opposition to communism than about religion.

    Also, the holly bibble condones: plural marriages, forcing your slaves to marry eachother, forcing your daughter to marry her rapist and a myriad of other flexible marriage contracts that the United States’ government doesn’t allow. If you like jebus so much, you should be opposed to the way marriage is currently done.

    Canada kicked the U S and A’s ass in 1812. Also, I think the drugs won “The War on Drugs”

  26. To the obsessive duder:

    The founding fathers were deists (AKA pussy atheists).

    The “In God We Trust” motto was really more about opposition to communism than about religion.

    Also, the holly bibble condones: plural marriages, forcing your slaves to marry eachother, forcing your daughter to marry her rapist and a myriad of other flexible marriage contracts that the United States’ government doesn’t allow. If you like jebus so much, you should be opposed to the way marriage is currently done.

    Canada kicked the U S and A’s ass in 1812. Also, I think the drugs won “The War on Drugs”

  27. I knew it!! I knew she wouldn’t post my last comment. Such a spaz.

  29. My website is not an essay. Note the lack of APA-formatted footnotes. Therefore, you should probably not criticize it as such. I don’t ever proofread nor even re-read my posts. But I’m glad you’re amusing yourself, ’cause I have no shitting idea what you’re talking about. I completely forget what I wrote in that post, and I’m unlikely to look at it ever again.

    Also, my sister is awesome.

  30. My website is not an essay. Note the lack of APA-formatted footnotes. Therefore, you should probably not criticize it as such. I don’t ever proofread nor even re-read my posts. But I’m glad you’re amusing yourself, ’cause I have no shitting idea what you’re talking about. I completely forget what I wrote in that post, and I’m unlikely to look at it ever again.

    Also, my sister is awesome.

  33. Gimme a fuckin’ break, I don’t moderate my comments every ten seconds. Since you’re obviously stalking me on Twitter, I’m sure you saw me mention that if you don’t keep changing your info, your comments will not be moderated! I only have moderation enabled in the first place to deal with an even more ridiculous troll, whose standard you could never hope to live up to. Hells, I can probably turn it off. I have that asshat blocked by ISP now anyway. The laze, though… it reigns supreme.

  34. Gimme a fuckin’ break, I don’t moderate my comments every ten seconds. Since you’re obviously stalking me on Twitter, I’m sure you saw me mention that if you don’t keep changing your info, your comments will not be moderated! I only have moderation enabled in the first place to deal with an even more ridiculous troll, whose standard you could never hope to live up to. Hells, I can probably turn it off. I have that asshat blocked by ISP now anyway. The laze, though… it reigns supreme.

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