I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!
12 thoughts on “Thanksgiving has no power over me”
way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…
way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…
You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.
You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.
yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.
yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.
Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.
Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.
ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)
also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.
i like to drink.
ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)
also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.
i like to drink.
and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.
and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.
way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…
way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…
You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.
You’re still not convincing me! Haha, and I need to lose weight about as much as I did in high school. Except that now consuming mass quantities actually has an effect. If I ate like I used to, I’d be featured on http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ by now.
yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.
yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.
Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.
Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.
ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)
also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.
i like to drink.
ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)
also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.
i like to drink.
and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.
and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.