Thanksgiving has no power over me

I’m wearing jeans that haven’t fit me in a year. Hardly even any muffin-toppage. Suck it, holiday season!

12 thoughts on “Thanksgiving has no power over me

  1. way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…

  2. way to go! I’m wearing a size smaller than I did pre-demon spawn. I keep telling you, kids are good for so many things- if you want to lose any weight, I’ll send you a toddler to chase…

  3. yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.

  4. yeah I wondered about that. weight has never been an issue of yours… now if you would stop trying to wear spandex, you wouldn’t have to worry about the muffin toppage.

  5. Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.

  6. Oh, I haven’t tried to wear spandex since the early 90s. But skin-tight jeans are the cool thing to do in Chicago, and you know how I always did like to keep up with current fashions… bahaha.

  7. ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)

    also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.

    i like to drink.

  8. ahh, yes. the magical muffin top. fantastic. shoo you. i’m looking forward to slathering on a little bit of fupa. fatty upper penis area (male variation – sometimes rectified through manscaping – i have not done this professionally – but i did by some electric nose hair clippers.)

    also, i’m looking forward to giving everybody the slow roast. f u l l b o d y h u g t h a t g o e s o n t o o l o n g . . . like this comment.

    i like to drink.

  9. and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.

  10. and spell buy “by”. i won’t do the third one out of pure rebellion.

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