My husband and I share the same toothbrush. We’ve actually each got our own (in fact, I think we each have two sitting next to the sink), but we’re both pretty bad about keeping the colours straight, and we don’t care. I don’t think we even try anymore. So, I guess we’re both going to die of the gum disease known as gingivitis. Whatever. I have all of his germs already.
Yesterday, though… I think he wore my contact lenses. That’s craziness. We wear the same prescription, but… ick, ick! We’re pretty close, but I’m not thinking of becoming one organism at the moment. This is getting too symbiotic. Might have just been that he blindly put his away in the wrong case. I durno. Or it could be that he’s been doing this accidentally for Bob knows who long! I’m going to go wash my eyes out with bleach!
Ew, you guys are gross! I hate when Alex uses my towel. It grosses me out to imagine rubbing his ball germs all over myself when I’m drying off. I’m supposed to be CLEAN goddammit!
Ew, you guys are gross! I hate when Alex uses my towel. It grosses me out to imagine rubbing his ball germs all over myself when I’m drying off. I’m supposed to be CLEAN goddammit!
I was going to add the fact that we also share towels as a postscript. I think we usually manage to get our razors mixed up, too. Because he uses the same girly brand…
We also share one singular brain.
I was going to add the fact that we also share towels as a postscript. I think we usually manage to get our razors mixed up, too. Because he uses the same girly brand…
We also share one singular brain.
That must make sex awkward. Would you be technically considered a hermaphrodite then?
That must make sex awkward. Would you be technically considered a hermaphrodite then?
I think sex would be more like masturbation
I think sex would be more like masturbation
yeah that was the other alternative.
yeah that was the other alternative.
Your husband used my razor once… Or I used your razor and then he used it too or something. Anyway, I need to write my name all over my stuff.
Your husband used my razor once… Or I used your razor and then he used it too or something. Anyway, I need to write my name all over my stuff.
Is it still called masturbation when hermaphrodites reproduce? There must be some technical, kinky vocabulary for this. Other than “asexual reproduction”. That’s just so… clinical. How can you get in the mood, talking like that?
And Laurel… yeah, I think he did. You have cooties now, sorry.
Is it still called masturbation when hermaphrodites reproduce? There must be some technical, kinky vocabulary for this. Other than “asexual reproduction”. That’s just so… clinical. How can you get in the mood, talking like that?
And Laurel… yeah, I think he did. You have cooties now, sorry.
I don’t know what the hermaphrodites call it, but Tom Waits sure makes it sound hot. That guy sure knows how to butter himself up…
I don’t know what the hermaphrodites call it, but Tom Waits sure makes it sound hot. That guy sure knows how to butter himself up…