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Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable
Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable
…and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.
Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:
“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
H.L. Mencken
…and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.
Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:
“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
H.L. Mencken
I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.
Here’s a joke:
If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?
I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.
Here’s a joke:
If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?
Give up???
The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!
Give up???
The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!
Next joke.
How do you make gold soup?
Next joke.
How do you make gold soup?
That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.
That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.
Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.
Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.
Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.
Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.
The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,
I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)
The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,
I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)
6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?
I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?
6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?
I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?
I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.
I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…
I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.
I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…
Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable
Holy crap! You have to have the oldest blog on the internet. That is very impressive. Thanks for the “rose” know-how over at Yeeeah. It was helpful and knowledgable
…and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.
Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:
“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
H.L. Mencken
…and I don’t even have archives of my oldest posts. I’ve been neglecting this weblog since 1999.
Dum deed dum, posting this quote here for no reason other than I was just reminded of it somehow:
“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.”
H.L. Mencken
I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.
Here’s a joke:
If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?
I do like the way a rose smells, but anything associated with cabbage… I don’t enjoy.
Here’s a joke:
If a water faucet, a tomato, and a cabbage (or a lettuce) had a race, who would win?
Give up???
The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!
Give up???
The Cabbage (or the lettuce) would win by a head. The tomato couldn’t ketchup and the water faucet would still be running. Ha ha!
Next joke.
How do you make gold soup?
Next joke.
How do you make gold soup?
That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.
That STICKAM™ thing is pretty cool.
Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.
Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.
Hm, I figured that was the answer, but it was 6pm and I wasn’t quite awake, so I wasn’t convinced my brain was working. Better not to communicate in those situations. At least, not in a form that will be recorded for ETERNITY. So just trust me. I solved your riddle. I damn well solved it.
Stickam is, um… something. Cool? Um. I don’t know if that is the word… Not exactly.
The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,
I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)
The answer to this riddle How do you make gold soup? is,
I don’t know, but make sure you and 14 carrots (carats)
6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?
I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?
6pm? How many hours a day do you sleep?
I’m not sure about your answer to that first joke/riddle being recorded for ETERNITY… Don’t you have the ability to delete posts, being the webmistress and all? Or would that be against your Canadian upbringing?
I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.
I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…
I sleep about six hours a night, which lately puts bedtime right around noon.
I’m not sure about my answer up there, either. Yeah, I’m completely against deleting posts. But then, part of the explanation no doubt lies with the green apple vodka + pink lemonade Crystal Light cocktails I’d been drinking for several hours beforehand (do not try this at home, I’m a trained professional). I may have also eaten some uh… eukaryotic organisms shortly before posting. And shortly before no longer being able to type nor comprehend what exactly a keyboard was meant to be used for…