It’s all in your head

According to an article in the New York Times, Out-of-Body Experience? Your Brain Is to Blame, out-of-body experiences are not paranormal or supernatural at all. They can be triggered by applying electric current to certain parts of the brain, and may also be caused as a reaction to conflicting information about body position. I for one, am shocked by this discovery.

Of course, nobody who wants to believe that they can leave their body will have trouble explaining this science away. What nonsense will they come up with this time? I can’t wait to see.