Who needs studies? I just got over a cold. Now I have another cold. I drink about eleventy-seven glasses of orange juice a day. I am led to believe that either vitamin C is useless, or that God hates me.
In any case, this is not fair. The universe is a cruel, cruel place. Know what else is useless? Every type of nasal decongestant available. Or maybe the medicine is working, and I’d be twice as sick without it. I don’t want to find out. I guess I’ll keep popping the pills.
Man, I feel super attractive lately. Bright red clown nose from constant nose-blowing, bright red zits from sleeping in a room that feels like it’s on the surface of the sun, bright red eyes from who knows what (but they’ve been freakishly dry ever since I moved here — it’s probably just jhe chemtrails — hah!). Just perfect for job interviews! Gah!
mmm drugs. Perhaps you’re tooooo hydrated! Eat some salt or somefin’. Perhaps you should go for a run, that always empties atleast half of my fluids onto the floor.
I think the bast thing for a cold is just to starve to death, that stops all silly man eating viruses to die.
mmm drugs. Perhaps you’re tooooo hydrated! Eat some salt or somefin’. Perhaps you should go for a run, that always empties atleast half of my fluids onto the floor.
I think the bast thing for a cold is just to starve to death, that stops all silly man eating viruses to die.