What did clean linen smell like before the invention of ‘Clean Linen’ scented fabric softener?
Because whatever it smelled like… Presumably like some other kind of fabric softener… Wouldn’t that logically mean that this new ‘Clean Linen’ scented fabric softener would have to smell exactly like the scent of fabric softener that people used to use when cleaning their linen before the invention of ‘Clean Linen’ scented fabric softener?
Or have I made an incorrect assumption somewhere here?*
Don’t people have any new ideas anymore? Everything is a remake these days. Apparently even fabric softener scents…
* I do, of course, realize that fabric softener scents don’t follow any sort of logical rules. If they did, ‘Spring Rain’, ‘Mountain Spring’, ‘Surf’ and ‘Morning Dew’ would all smell exactly the same. Like nothing. Like water.
Maybe what it smells like is Lennin’s freshly cleaned corpse.
Maybe what it smells like is Lennin’s freshly cleaned corpse.
I think they need to become more cutting edge with the fabric softener scents. Like “Fresh Cannibus” or “Weekend Bender Breath Scent” the Fabric Softener big wig managers just don’t realize how well these would sell…….just because they are real.
I think they need to become more cutting edge with the fabric softener scents. Like “Fresh Cannibus” or “Weekend Bender Breath Scent” the Fabric Softener big wig managers just don’t realize how well these would sell…….just because they are real.