How About Another Last Name?

Apparently the Institute for Naming Children Humanely finds my middle name unacceptable. Not only is it unisex, it was also originally a last name. Peh. This is the case with all middle names of the children in my family. Taylor, Martin, Wilds, Gregory. They all work except for one. Wilds is a bit of an odd middle name, wouldn’t you say… It’s alright, my sister is odd, so it fits.

They don’t like my first name at the site, either. The nickname “Candy” is just asking for it, they say. Well, I can’t totally disagree with that, but, well… boo to you. I’m all set if I want to become a porn star…

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