Actually.

Wait.

I do care.

Dammit.

Why do I cut the sandwich diagonally?

Let’s stop that from now on and see what happens…

The future forks here.

The great sandwich event.

I hope this isn’t the wrong decision.

Will my life be better if I cut them horizontally or diagonally, do you think?

Oh, I have complicated matters so!

It’s okay now, though.

I ate the sandwich.