Press any key to continue.

[NumLock]
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[NumLock]
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[NumLock]
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This doesn’t appear to be working.

[Shift][Shift][Shift][Shift][Shift]…

Um…

[PrintScreen]…

No.

[ScrollLock]…

No.

[Pause/Break][CapsLock][CTRL][ALT]

No, no, no, no.

Excuse me… ANY key?
Lying bastard computer.