No one gets to steal this idea from me… but I’m going to share anyway.

New-agers are always going on and on about chemtrails… and how orgonite “gifting” around cellphone towers etc. can combat them…

And they have all sorts of forums and logs set up detailing their gifting trips…

Well, I figure… all I have to do is lurk around on those forums, write down which towers they’ve gifted lately, and do a little ungifting.

And then sell their orgonite right back to ’em!

Kaching!!!

If only I had a car and/or it wasn’t so cold out. I would totally be out there collecting buckets of the stuff right now.