Today is boring [UPDATED!]

I don’t want to go to the post office.

I don’t want to go to the store.

I don’t want to buy the following:

  • Tinfoil
  • Vitamins
  • Potatoes
  • Tomato sauce
  • Pasta
  • Ground black pepper
  • Olive oil
  • Paper towels
  • Toilet paper
  • Ketchup
  • Floor cleaner
  • Contact lens solution
  • Cat food
  • Razor blades
  • Hamburger buns

And I know you don’t want to hear about it. But you might as well be bored right along with me, and I have nothing more interesting to do or write.