Ah, sarcasm… The title of this article is hilarious.
He found the women infected with toxoplasma spent more money on clothes and were consistently rated as more attractive. "We found they were more easy-going, more warm-hearted, had more friends and cared more about how they looked," he said. "However, they were also less trustworthy and had more relationships with men."
Apparently I do not carry this particular parastite.