Hey, creepy stalker types! Just thought you might be interested in creepily stalking my sister as well! You can find here her here, apparently. Indeed.

Also, here is some completely unrelated advice: if you’ve been using nasal spray, and your sinuses are therefore painfully dry (instead of painfully clogged), do not bleach your hair, or go anywhere near harsh chemicals. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. The burning!

I’m wondering what the horizontal rules I’m using are going to look like.