i read the whole thing. i got a 96 on the quiz. now i’m going to go die somewhere.

my physics textbook is more interesting than “duddy kravitz.”

i’m going to go sit in a corner and scribble now…

Somewhere, someone sits in an office at a desk and designs six foot penis punching bags.
They design the packaging, they type out inventories, they call the manufacturer up on the phone…
I find that thought amusing.
Who ever thinks that when they grow up they’ll work in the giant plastic penis manufacturing business?