A t-shirt? My dear, this is Bermuda. You will wear a proper nightgown.

I rather enjoy not being at school right now.

Well… seems as if it’s time to go sit in the sun and eat chocolate… so I’ll be going…

Ha! Now if only I didn’t have a latin exam tomorrow. um… canis est in via. grumio vinum bibit. Metella est mater. furcifer!!!! furcifer furcifer!

Our savings this month: $1255.49

If I wanted water, I’d ask for it. How do you like your coffee?

The main exports of fCuba are fCubes and tubas. Why must fCastro wear such a funny hat.

It is hot standing in line in fCuba for a bottle of water. People there have overly large moustaches.

This sentence is sarcastic.

This sentence is not sarcastic.

We will be restoring normality once we are sure what is normal anyway.

Until then…

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

This website has expired.

I like traffic lights.

Richard Dreyfuss is Satan.

stop killing candice.