(Recently)
You have clearly never conversed with me on the topic of monogamy. If you had you would have quickly learned that my views are:
a) That’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard of.
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b) For real? You’re being serious? Isn’t that boring?
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c) Why?
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d) That’ll never work.
and
e) Penguins are cute.
Goodnight.
Here is something much more important: