Yay! Errands!

My bank account is going to fuckin gonna overdraft now, through no fault of my own, because I can’t make a deposit, because trasactions I made myself triggered fraud protection and OMG if someone was going to fraudulently DEPOSIT money to my accout, yeah, that would probably upset me. Best prevent that from happening while you’re messing with me. I fuckin hate receiving random mysterious cash. OMGWTFBBQ. Chase, I fucking hate you. I took a frikkin bus from bank A, which wasn’t accepting vcash deposits to bank B, which fuckin just denied to give a shit about my bank card at all. Now I am walking home because there’s no bus coming anytime soon, and my account is going to explode despite the fact that I have a pocketful of cash. And i’l be damned if I’m not stopping off at Jewel and buying a bottle of wine. Mother fucking fuck!

4 thoughts on “Yay! Errands!

  1. Honestly, if you're dealing with Chase, you're doing it wrong.

    You'll need rum. Or vodka. Wine is not going to be enough.

  2. You're probably right. I hope what I got is enough. I'm going to have to deal with them tomorrow, too, after my account overdrafts 87 x $35. Conveniently, the tellers at the nearest bank have a median IQ of 37 or so…

  3. Wow, that post that I made while angrily stomping in the cold from bank B to home made, um… SOME sense, at least!

    Beware, my stare can probably still turn you to cinders at this point.

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