It’s Fuggs season again

Uggs., originally uploaded by jane.b.

No. No no no no. No, fucking no. NO! No. No no no no no no no no no. Hell no. Hell fucking no. Negatory. Nein. Nope. Non. Ne. Nyet. Nee.

No flip-flops in summer. No fucking Uggs in winter. No fucking goddamn Crocs in any weather. Please stop. Please.

Wear any of these with yoga pants, and I don’t know what I’ll have to do to you.

Add a clonetastic North Face jacket, and quite possibly my brain will explode.

Cease and desist, immediately. I *will* report you to the fashion police. Is there a fashion FBI? Some of the worst offenders might even require action by the fashion secret service.

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