It’s all my fault

In case you were wondering, the person responsible for contaminating our water supply with all those medications, that’s me. Anti-depressants, narcotic painkillers, anxiolytics, hormones. Thanks to me, you’ll be happy, pain-free, chilled out, and have big titties. You’re welcome.

12 thoughts on “It’s all my fault

  1. (Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)

  2. (Ahem. Yeah. I was at the brain care specialist’s today. And I don’t know why I categorized this under “sandwiches”.)

  3. at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.

  4. at one point i had so many I bought one of those old lady pill dispenser things… you know, each day of the week? Sounds like a brain sandwich to me… now i’m too poor so I just eat chocolate.

  5. Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.

    …wine might not be very good birth control, though.

  6. Chocolate works nearly as well, sometimes. Especially in combination with wine. And yes, much cheaper. Much, MUCH cheaper in the U.S.

    …wine might not be very good birth control, though.

  7. perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!

  8. perhaps THAT would explain the child that lives in my house!?!

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