Sneezing fetish

Hey, internet perverts! I know you’re out there! (And seriously, who doesn’t have a fetish that they’d rather not reveal outside of the anonymity of the interbutts?)

Achoo.

Achooooo.

Aaaaaa-fucking–choooooo.

I can’t stop sneezing anyway.

Can someone at least pay me for this shit, please?

16 thoughts on “Sneezing fetish

  1. I already paid through Amazons Honesty System, fapf afpap

  2. I already paid through Amazons Honesty System, fapf afpap

  3. Hmm, maybe if you sneezed an image of Jeebus or the virgin Mary into your tissue, you might be able to sell the tissue for up to $28’000.

    Of course, following rule 34, you just invented sneeze-porn, and therefore it’ll now become a legitimate fetish.

  4. Hmm, maybe if you sneezed an image of Jeebus or the virgin Mary into your tissue, you might be able to sell the tissue for up to $28’000.

    Of course, following rule 34, you just invented sneeze-porn, and therefore it’ll now become a legitimate fetish.

  5. Oh, no. I didn’t invent it. The Japanese love it. Nose-picking (and booger-eating), burping, and cleaning out your ears with Q-Tips, too.

    Now, if I were to somehow combine all of these…

  6. Oh, no. I didn’t invent it. The Japanese love it. Nose-picking (and booger-eating), burping, and cleaning out your ears with Q-Tips, too.

    Now, if I were to somehow combine all of these…

  7. Well, you know that /b/tarded Rule 34 of the Internet, you can easily make a pay-site off that.

  8. Well, you know that /b/tarded Rule 34 of the Internet, you can easily make a pay-site off that.

  9. You’re going to sit there and purport to tell me about rules… when you’re breaking at least two of them?

  10. You’re going to sit there and purport to tell me about rules… when you’re breaking at least two of them?

  11. Not to mention reusing my joke without adding to the funny …

  12. Not to mention reusing my joke without adding to the funny …

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