Did you know that traffic laws apply to you, too!? You know how you hate it when you’re riding your bicycle and you almost get run down by a car? Well, as a pedestrian, it pisses me off just as much when I almost get run down by you, while you’re running a red light or a stop sign without watching where you’re going. Cut it the fuck out.
Yeah! You know what pisses me off about bicyclers? When they cut a sirens-on ambulance off.
Yeah! You know what pisses me off about bicyclers? When they cut a sirens-on ambulance off.
Food chain!
Food chain!
Carry a taser.
Carry a taser.